Girl who’s job I wish I had: I know what you are
Patto: Say it! Out loud! Say it!
Girl: You’re a vampire
Patto: Are you afraid?
Patto: This is why we don’t show ourselves in sun *bursts out laughing*
Girl: Keep going!
Patto: This is why we don’t show ourselves in summer people would know we we’re different. Sprinkle glitter *laughs*
Girl: Just sprinkle the glitter!
*Patto pours entire jar of glitter all over himself*
Patto: This is what I am.
Girl: Your skin is like diamonds.. you’re beautiful *bursts out laughing*
*Patto looks so hurt because she laughed after saying he was beautiful and he was in full serious acting mode*
*Cue me entering and punching the girl in the face*